I could have mohawked her pubes.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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