is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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