I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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