I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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