suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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