Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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