Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Two words: nipple clamps
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