don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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