If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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