HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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