We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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