btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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