when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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