with your own penis?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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