im having a threesome with these popsicles
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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