Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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