why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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