My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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