shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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