Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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