:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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