You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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