Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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