I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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