Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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