I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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