I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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