Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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