Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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