Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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