oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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