in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
