I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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