I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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