in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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