that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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