How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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