Please don't use social media to get back at me.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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