on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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