office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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