therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
