At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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