he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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