I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
