I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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