It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Congratulations! We have a period
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