I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
How's work?
Spinning.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
