Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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