That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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