his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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