Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
fuck your aforementioned shoe
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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