He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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