Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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