They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
be right there i have to get my cape
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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