After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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