just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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