She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
my liver is dry heaving
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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